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National Poetry Month Book 2016
#815406 added April 30, 2014 at 10:47pm
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Days 11 - 30 Haiku Copout
*sigh* I know, I know You can slap my hands later for the cop out but in the meantime: HAIKU HAVEN, IGNITE!

11
Sheldon has a stalk-
er, what should he do? Invite
another over!

12
Too much pate anoth-
er Sheldon makes. How is it
possible? Osmosis.

13
End of disc one and
now I have to move, but I'm
so comfy. Need help.

14
A reaccurring
theme song, played so much, drives one
crazy to the touch.

15
Monkey lays on her
perch, drifting fast asleep. I
wonder: To be cat.

16
Hours upon ho-
urs I try, but little Ms.
Kitty dreams it by.

17
Try to live, live through
movement. No time to rest un-
less you are feline.

18
Yes I'm jealous, not
gonna lie. Hear animals
have it rough. I'll try.

19
How hard can it be?
Screw a light bulb, 1, 2, 3
Easy as-- OUCH! *burn*

20
Nearly over, near-
ly done. Sorely fought, hardly
won, but it's complete!

21
One last try, final
go; accomplished more than you'll
ever know: Private.

22
A, B, 1, 2, 3
red, blue, yellow, green, C, D
4, 5, 6; counting.

11
Sheldon has a stalk-
er, what should he do? Invite
another over!

12
Too much pate anoth-
er Sheldon makes. How is it
possible? Osmosis.

13
End of disc one and
now I have to move, but I'm
so comfy. Need help.

14
A reaccurring
theme song, played so much, drives one
crazy to the touch.

15
Monkey lays on her
perch, drifting fast asleep. I
wonder: To be cat.

16
Hours upon ho-
urs I try, but little Ms.
Kitty dreams it by.

17
Try to live, live through
movement. No time to rest un-
less you are feline.

18
Yes I'm jealous, not
gonna lie. Hear animals
have it rough. I'll try.

19
How hard can it be?
Screw a light bulb, 1, 2, 3
Easy as-- OUCH! *burn*

20
Nearly over, near-
ly done. Sorely fought, hardly
won, but it's complete!

21
One last try, final
go; accomplished more than you'll
ever know: Private.

23
Il y a plus de fleurs
Pour ma mère en mon cœur
Que dans tous les vergers
Plus de merles rieurs
Pour ma mère en mon cœur
Que dans le monde entier
Et bien plus de baisers
Pour ma mère en mon cœur
Qu’on ne pourrait en donner

Ill, why a plushed floors?
Poor my merry in moniker
Kay dance to less Virgos
Plus them are less riders
Pour my merry on my curr
Kay dance lemon den tear
It bein' plus the basers
Pour my merry on my curr
Cue on me poo ray in dawn err.

24
Mix the mortar, grind
the cement; stack the bricks. Mar-
ble build. Masonry.

25
I write, I sing, I
think, I fly; I rinse and re-
peat, I wonder "why".

26
Curtal Sonnet thanks
to Vince, Pied Beauty smooth
as Vermouth. Praise Him.

27
The wall separates
but the wind links us, fresh scent,
water here I come.

28
Baby died when stopped
breathing; mother, 29
arrested; neglect.

29
Twenty little pro-
jects but I only have sev-
enteen syllables.

30
Before I knew it
the month was over, o where
did the good poems go?!

301 words
60 lines

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