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Rated: ASR · Book · Comedy · #1381782
Quotes from a small (and not so small) Monkey
#826450 added August 27, 2014 at 6:04pm
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These newfangled games
Monkey's playing Minecraft.

Monkey: No no no! It keeps trying make me eat the porkchop! I don't want to eat the porkchop! I'm trying to dig with it.
Me: you're trying to dig with a porkchop? Do you not understand the concept of porkchop? *Confused*
Monkey: But I don't have a shovel.
Me: Then by all means, use the porkchop.

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