Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

The Alphabet Story

30 DBC - 19th September - Prompt: Write a blog entry, or story your choice in which each sentence starts with the next letter of the alphabet starting with A.
For example ~ A orange cat joined out family. Boldly challenging the older cats, he has quickly made his presence felt. Clearly, the older cats are not going to take this lying down.

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Invalid Photo #1036652 ecause he saw a teeny tiny spider: scared shitless, he was a wimp.
Invalid Photo #1036653 an you imagine the chaos that followed?
Invalid Photo #1036654 ogs and cats got such a shock, thereby causing a riot!
Invalid Photo #1036655 ndeavours, by gosh, they were all brought to a halt.
Invalid Photo #1036656 atigued old men were startled to their senses: what, what!
Invalid Photo #1036657 ateways of pandemonium were surely opened.
Invalid Photo #1036658 andbags belonging to old ladies, with their purple rinses, went flying!
Invalid Photo #1036659 have never seen the older generation get so irate…
Invalid Photo #1036660 ust when we thought the craziness was over, a flock of birds joined the commotion, pecking their way to the heart of things.
Invalid Photo #1036661 etchup suddenly came flying from over head!
Invalid Photo #1036662 ooking up, we all could see, fire fighters squirting giant bottles of Heinz from the rooftops.
Invalid Photo #1036663 y goodness, even with floods of red, the fight of randomness continued to develop.
Invalid Photo #1036664 othing could stop this scene, it seemed!
Invalid Photo #1036665 pened windows around the town, allowed for the escape of rabbits, hamsters and parrots, which came to join.
Invalid Photo #1036666 arrots arriving two by too were in their element, repeating the obscenities uttered by contenders.
Invalid Photo #1036667 uite how the town survived this racket, no body really knows.
Invalid Photo #1036668 abbits, they were the worst; squeezing into the smallest slots, their shiny white fur instantly dyed bright red!
Invalid Photo #1036669 omeone swears they saw a snake too, but that report was not confirmed.
Invalid Photo #1036670 ragedy struck, however, when the poor spider was squashed when trying so hard to scuttle to safety.
Invalid Photo #1036671 nlike the humans, the animals entered a state of mourning.
Invalid Photo #1036672 ery little could shake them from this state, so the humans (even the old ladies) escaped while they could!
Invalid Photo #1036673 ell, what can be said?
Invalid Photo #1036674 -ray pictures were not required to comprehend the devastation left behind.
Invalid Photo #1036675 et, it all occurred because of a teeny tiny spider and the wimpiest man who was scared shitless!...
Invalid Photo #1036676 ookeepers were called; boy they were appalled but had it all cleared up in a jiffy!

In Other News:

I'm starting this section first - my brain isn't ready for my ABC story yet. I'm starting this at 6am and I've not had coffee yet
I've literally just discovered that Scotland has voted NO to independence. Its an issue I've not really taken too much notice of because it's not something I can vote on. But last night it started to dawn on me that voting yes would be such a nightmare! So I'm pleased with the vote. I'm a quarter Scottish you know! Actually, yesterday I was told that this fact was obvious... errr not quite sure how!
I've needed to refurbished my website for a good year now. This week I've managed to get the majority of it done. It is very nearly ready to launch... Just in time for my announcement. It is almost as if I planned it, huh!
I didn't go off and write yesterday, like I said I would yesterday. I think I will today.
In a few hours my iPhone will be here, which makes me geekingly happy.
In fact, it's all about the apples today....

Today's Yellow Brick

Apples

Clues so far:

I am not pregnant
It has absolutely nothing to do with bricks
14th October 2014
I'm going somewhere
I'm not actually leaving my city
I've got four guests going with me!
I need to find something to wear
There will be a posh meal involved
I'm getting something
The outfit I find needs to match Royal Blue and Gold... or should try to, at least

Guesses so far: ▼

You've been contacted for publishing your autobiography. - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
Is it another advertisement poster but this time featuring divorce? - Mitchopolis
You're going to take up swimming again - Elle
You're going to speaking at a conference - Elle
Your going to grow pineapples - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
You're getting promoted as a regional manager or something along that lines for your area - LostGhost: Seeking & Learning
Another go at the honeymoon? - Jack-check out 7YS
Your going to a writing conference! - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
You're coming to see me!!! - Elle
A new house of course! - Jack-check out 7YS
You're going to speak at the university? - Elle
Some kind of public speaking event at the University. - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
You're going to a family event - wedding or christening - Elle
You're going to a party of some sort. Maybe someone's honouring you. - Jack-check out 7YS
Your graduating from the university! - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
You're going to be a grandmother - Lyn's a Witchy Woman
going out to celebrate the publication of your first book - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
Are you going to the Footlights International Tour Show? - River
You're going to give out awards at a ceremony? - Elle
think you're receiving an award. Some kind of 'lifetime achievement' thing or 'services to swimming/para-athletes' - Elle
you have won something or are nominated for an award - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
You are having dinner with royalty - a prince, a duchess, a child and a hubby? - Mitchopolis
Are you going to the Footlights International Tour Show.? - River
You are getting a new job and you get to celebrate the job with four people of your choice at a nice restaurant. - ElaineElaine
A Lifetime Achievement Award? - Jack-check out 7YS
You are getting an award at a dinner banquet for the poster ads you and hubby did - The Annual Bus Stop Advert Awards - Mitchopolis
an honorary doctorate! - Elle
You are going to an awards dinner. Royal Blue and Gold are university colours so it is an honourary degree. - 💙 Carly: poems & novel
Honorary degree. Or a regular one(have you been studying without telling anyone? - Jack-check out 7YS
You are being presented a lifetime achievement award by Queen Elizabeth and the Olympic committee and you can have four guest join you at the castle.- Lyn's a Witchy Woman

I'm hoping that by the end of this challenge (30th September) I will be allowed to share. So, for the next twenty days, I will give you a yellow brick at the end of each (or most) of my blog entries. With each brick will be a clue pointing towards what my top secret secret is! You can all have one guess each day. The first person to guess correctly will win a Mystery MB from me. I will NOT tell you if you're right or wrong until I know I am allowed to announce. If I am allowed to announce before the end of the 30DBC, the clues will become more obvious.
So, to sum up, use my daily clues to guess my secret. Be the first and you'll win a Mystery MB.