Monster Mash 2014

The Headless Horseman's Revenge

The Headless Horseman’s Revenge

Dressed as Li’l Pony’s Shutterfly
I sent my child out in the night.
Soon she returned, tears in her eye,
from someone who gave her a fright.

“It’s All Hallow’s eve, time for fun.
Who would do such a thing?”
She tearfully pointed to a house
where she had gone to Trick or Treat.
It was that grumpy old man down the street
who reveled in dastardly deeds.

I sipped at my Brain Hemorrhage;
That stupid old bastard, I fumed.
My anger increased, just a smidge,
until thoughts of revenge consumed.

I dressed as the Headless Horseman,
and paid a visit, complete with a treat.
A bag of dog droppings set afire
blazed like my revenge on his stoop.
I rang the doorbell and watched
as he answered the door, face aglow.

"Yo soy el jinete sin cabeza
pero usted es sólo el culo de un caballo! "¹


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MONSTER: Headless Horsemanb
COCKTAIL: Brain Hemorrhage
REQUIRED WORDS: Bonus Points - Mention My Li'l Pony's Fluttershy for extra GPs!
REQUIRED POETRY FORM: La'libertas ~ The La'libertas, a 22-line poetic form created by Laura Lamarca. The stanza rules are as follows:
Stanza 1 - rhyme scheme ABBA, 8 syllables per line.
Stanza 2 - Free verse, 6 lines ONLY
Stanza 3 - Rhyme scheme BAAB, 8 syllables per line.
Stanza 4 - Free verse, 6 lines ONLY
Couplet - Spanish (Any language acceptable except)

¹Translation: I am the Headless Horseman but you are just a horse’s ass!