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      My dad loved to go to Mass. Maybe, he wanted to be a Priest?
      Catholic Churches are closing everywhere, because they are boring.
      Latin is boring. A Latin Catholic Mass is a death cult.
      Oh, my God I loathed Latin Mass. But, dad loved it and would drive
      miles to find one. Cardinal Medeiros order only New Order Masses
      be said in Boston. The Latin Mass was forbidden .. Yay!
      But, dad drove to Lawrence to hear the Latin Mass anyway...
      The Pope said it was okay.

      That was my childhood with dad. I don't remember having any fun
      with him. He wasn't mean. He was boring.
      Mom did all the spanking. Dad yelled at my sisters because of their fornication.
      My sisters liked to fornicate a lot. Mom slapped them.
      That was fun.

      Working in retail makes we wonder about these traits in my upbringing.
      Wal-Mart was masochistic. The managers would ask the associates to stay
      after closing to straighten the store off the clock and lock the doors.
      I would punched out and go out the fire exist. The alarm went off and the
      cops would come. But, I never got written up. It was illegal for Wal-Mart to
      lock the employees in the store. So, they got screwed by the labor board.
      I like to push the fire exist sometimes now; just for fun. It's legal .. Oops.
     
    The Home Depot is the red neck employer. Dian Bova, a manager at the Portsmouth
      Home Depot, told me she was KKK. It was after closing and management had asked
      associates to straighten the store for inventory. Apparently, it's okay to be KKK
      at the Home Depot. I told human resources and they said "That was her personal choice."
      Oh? And I knew a manager who confessed he was a NAZI. The Home Depot is
      a big fan of the Duck Dynasty. Yup.

      I think I'll catch a few winks..

      Geez!