My Newbie is Showing

Here's Your Sign

I have determined that I must look brilliant. People walk up to me and start talking as if I know exactly what they are talking about without the need for an introductory sentence. Doesn’t work. My memory is hit or miss. Even if we already “talked about” this, there is no guarantee I will remember.





There may be times when a certain somebody “should have told” me something. That does not guarantee that the third party’s memory is any better than mine.





I need a sign that says something like: I may look like I know what’s going on, but lost is a place too.