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Day 13: Save Yourself, do not read

Write about your job, or your hobby, or another favorite pass-time, BUT make up new words to describe what it is you're doing.


Challenge your readers to guess what you're talking about in your comments section.


If you'd rather - try this little exercise which is sure to be funny. Re-write this well known verse using nonsensical words.


The more outrageous the funnier.





(Mary had a Little Lamb)





Blank had a blank blank


it's blank was blank as blank


and everywhere that blank went


the blank was blank blank blank





My deplorable attempt is:





MarkA had noisnam tall


it’s ecaf was wolley and white


tnannet brought in the dawg when MarkA was away


The dawg dehctarcs and dessem all in sight








So that was an effort in futility. (Clue: I took my page from Taz’s Drowf prompt).


I am not very good at making up words because they end up in the dictionary within a couple years, i.e. conversate. To make up for my failed attempt at creativity, I will take a stab at a song parody instead





sing it to Tyler Farr’s A Guy Walks Into a Bar








Larry has a dog who likes to run away.


He sees the light in the dog’s eye


she lets go an SBD to make your eyes water before she takes off.


He chases her down in a car she loves


She stops, she piddles and waits for him to catch up


Boss is mad, yells, screams, makes a scene, and takes her back home


Then one day, his secretary lets dog out the door on purpose again


And the boss runs after the dog














Tyler Farr’s A Guy Walks Into a Bar actual





A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink


Sees a girl that catches his eye


Asks her if she wants another


They fall for each other and end up lovers


They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while


Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark


And a guy walks into a bar


Read more: Tyler Farr - A Guy Walks Into A Bar Lyrics | MetroLyrics