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In which a dripping wet Monkey schools his Mumsy

So Monkey was chattering away in the shower . . . and chattering, and chattering. And perhaps not actually doing anything resembling cleaning. There was some odd conversation about whether it was better to be sane or insane.

Me: You know what would be even better?
Monkey: What?
Me: If you'd be quiet.
Monkey: Why would that be better?
Me: . . .
Monkey: You got nothin'!


D'oh! I've got plenty, but nothing that I want to share with you!