MY NEWBIE IS SHOWING

I Feel Better Now

The good news is: This time I discovered the shirt was inside out BEFORE walking out of the house.





The bad news is: I have to write another letter to an idiot driver who wanted to be first.





To the Driver of the silver Suburu Outback, License Plate 2CV964: I know you just had to break speed laws to pass me on a city street. And I know it must have irked you so when you had to sit in front of me at the next redlight. And I know you must have been completely torqued when we hit the freeway at the same time. That was me waving at you as I zipped by you because you had to stay in the slow lane. Quit being retarded. It's not worth it.