The Resurrection of the Body

Human Affairs

Why would anyone want to be President?
People can be bought and government is corrupt.
Republicans can never get pass their Christian wackos.
If you want to be a nominee you must swear there is a God
and the Bible is his word.
Can you imagine a business doing that?
They would be sued.

I'm a Democrat. Hillary looks crooked to me.
I like Joe Biden. He's compassionate and reasonable.
Honestly, does invading Iraq and Syria sound like a good idea?
Donald Trump thinks so and he is soring in the Republican polls.
He also wants to raise your taxes to pay for this 5 trillion dollar
war with no exit plan.

I think he's nuts!
Are all Republicans war crusaders?
There isn't going to be enough money to for pay this...
I'm sure it feels awesome to send other people's sons and daughters
off to fight for oil.
Isis has infiltrated Syria .. They look like civilians.
Let the Russians spend the next 10 years there , like they did
in Afghanistan.

Nuke Syria and Russia will nuke us.
President George W. Bush said he believed we were in "The End Times."
Republican wackos want the apocalypse!
How many times can Donald Trump say, "The Bible!"?
This is 2015!

The number 9 is very powerful in cabalism, which is Jewish magic.
On the 9th day God condemned Adam&Eve to death and all their
descendants.. That was followed by a global flood, which drowned
almost everyone except for Noah and his incestuous family.
Yeah, that sounds Republican.

Do you believe the world is six thousand years old?
Republican wackos do down on Santa's Bible Belt.
You can watch Bill Nye debate a Creationist on Youtube.
Don't talk about birth control if your serious about being
a Republican nominee. That's a pre-version like those gay weddings.
A civil servant is sworn to uphold the law unless your a Republican
with the living gay hater on your side.. Really, this isn't
the first century.

Leviticus says it's okay to kill your wife if she is unfaithful.
I don't think that will fly in court today?

Please tell me this is just a Saturday Night Live sketch.
Could Sara Palin be the V.P. again?

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