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Rated: 18+ · Book · Experience · #1578384
You never know what you'll find - humor, ramblings, rants, randomness- it's all me!
#870219 added January 7, 2016 at 9:38pm
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Invisible tape my hiney!
It's my fault. I was trying to save a few cents. I mostly convinced myself it would be invisible when used. Wrong!

I got it to assist in decorating husband's door at the stroke rehab facility. I figured I would try to make things as cheery as possible; plus it would keep my mind and hands busy.

So anyway, invisible tape my ass! Invisible to who? Stevie Wonder? The three blind mice! Bocelli? Ray Charles?

It looks like a kindergarten that needed to repeat pre-k decorated the door.

The nurses are so nice. "Oh, are you a preschool teacher?"

Me: No, I teach 7th thru 12th grade.

As I'm trying to get the crappy noninvisible tape off my fingers and shirt, they share a look of confusion and fear.

I am kind of proud of my saying though:
This is a room of positive thoughts and words.
If you can't comply, say a quick hello and a quicker goodbye.


This is the noninvisible Branson shutting down,

Audra
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