Savonarola

Don Quixote for President !

Villains and tyrants beware!
I will vanquish the afflicted!
And afflict the .. vanquished !
No scoundrel will escape me!

I am the knight of the supersized meal !

(This has been a Muzzy for President announcement.)

Muzzy sits in a green French chair by a fireplace, which has
a propane fire.
His den has walnut paneling and green fabric wallpaper .
His faithful dog Checkers lays at his feet.

"Ehm." ,the great bard clears his throat.
"What is America?
Is it perhaps a place to listen to Satanic Rock&Roll?
I believe it is much more.
America is you.
You are America.
I enjoy my freedom and my fantasy dating on
Craig's list.
But, we are much more!"
Checkers sits up and Muzzy pats his head.

"If I am elected President I will insist that all
immigration require STD vetting .
Any immigrant will be required to undergo a thorough
physical exam.
Celebrity Judges will judge them for beauty and talent.
Let's keep America free of contagious deseases and ugly people.

Recently, I spent some time visualizing Dana Perino in
a girl scout uniform.
And I wrote extensively about my fantasy date with her
on another internet site: Private Games.com.
There was a feather duster involved ...
This is my first amendment right.
But, there are those who would suppress my desire to tickle
Dana Perino, while she bends over to pick up her cookies.
Words do not tickle people; feather dusters do!
I will eliminate the FCC !
Free speech can be offensive, but you take the good
and the bad and what you have are the facts of life.
God Bless school girl uniforms !!!"

(This has been a Muzzy for President announcement.)

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