Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

My Life in Six Words

30DBC - 16th Jan - Prompt: Can you write an autobiography using just six words? If you're unfamiliar with this, check out this six-word story website  

I've been sat here meaning to write for hours. My wheelchair is charging. So, since I currently can't get anywhere, I thought this would be a perfect time to write. However, I got caught up in a two (+) hour FaceTime call with my best friend (not a "phone call" - to justify what I said yesterday ) and then had a cat on my lap for the longest time... I seem to be here new favourite comfort blanket. Cute, but means I can't get anything done while she's there So, now it is 4:30pm, and I've done nothing.
I was going to be handing out tons of MBs today too... whether I have the motivation for that now is a question I cannot currently answer

I also wanted to play with my new toy, which is this:
It is very very cool But I haven't have much time to play with it yet. I'm excited to get going with it though

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Huh! Funny, I came across this idea the other day and I thought I might make it one of my projects for the year. How funny that it is a prompt - now I need to give it a go and see if I can get it to work.
You see, for the last few years, I've wanted to get started on an autobiography kinda thing. But I just haven't got my arse in gear to get anything down. Therefore, when I saw this idea, I figured I could use it to get some stories down in brief form this year, so I can extend them at a later date.

So, you want my entire autobiography in six words? ... Let's see...

Nearly died. Became a champion swimmer.