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Colonoscopy

There must be something funny about a colonoscopy. I am not too sure about that. I am entering the planet liquidate diet. On this planet there is only consumption of liquid. Any caught sneaking a solid food particle will be excommunicated from colonoscopy.

If one successfully endures the liquidity, one is transferred to a land where the ducolax live. They open the way to miralactic bliss. The colon is purified and polyps burst. Heaven's gates have been open wide. One can never be the same.

My current moving process mirrors my upcoming procedure. So much crap how do you get rid of it. I hope my wife is listening in!!!! Lol