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Lyrical Spam, Day 3: Your Dinner Is A Can Of Ham

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"Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer

Lyrics.  

You got those hunger pangs.
The pantry is lacking things.
There's one last resort...
it's eating me,
and it's eating up you.

One ounce of every bite of
my jellied ham will fill you up.
One fork and one knife and
your chewy mouth and tongue.

And if you want salt,
pour it on.
Lord knows my contents
don't have enough.
Why eat out when you can
eat in?
This is a meal you won't forget.

Your dinner is a can of ham.
Your dinner is Spam (with a side of regret).
Your dinner is a can of ham.

Something about the way you jam me into your face...
I love how you burp when you need to make more room
when you clear your plate.
You swallow me down and
chase it with Clamato juice.
You know it's the best indigestion
you'll ever put yourself through.

And if you're feelin' frisky
just slather me
with a healthy glob
of mayonnaise.
Between the bread slices
there are no rules.
There's bound to be leftovers for lunch.

Your dinner is a can of ham.
Your dinner is Spam (with a side of regret).
Your dinner is a can of ham.

Damn fatty...
you polished off the can
in one sitting, all by yourself.
You're gonna poop so good it'll hurt.