JACTICTATION

The UtraLiberal Family

Ultra Liberal Man returns home.
"Did you buy some marijuana for dinner?"
Jude Ward asks her husband Bob Liberal.
"Oh? Yeah. Are the kids ready to roll some
weed?" Bod gives a toothy smile as he lights
up his corncob pipe.

Chad and Buffy scamper into the dining room
for the weed and Wammie Burger meals.
"I love the way you've braded your hair
and that skirt is rad!" Bob remarked on his
teenage sons new school uniform.
"Yeah. The school wants us to wear these
uniforms.. So, were more tolerant of other
ways to dress." Chad scarfed his fries.

"Dad, is it okay if I be a prostitute?
I mean, like, be honest about getting paid
for going all the way?" Buffy made doe eyes.
"Well.... I guess it's your choice.
I don't want to inhibit your sexual and
emotional development and you have a right
to decide what to do with your body."
Bob took several puffs on his weed in his
corncob pipe.

"Just a minute lady." Jude puts her hands on
her hips, "Are you using contraception?"
"Gaud! Mom! Do you think I'm stupid?!"
Buffy pulls her contraception pills out of
her purse and a roll of condoms.
"We get our contraception free at school."
Chad shows off his multi-flavored condoms.
"Oh, thank goodness." Jude takes one of chad's
condoms, "Look dear, peperoni."

"I've got the munchies. Let's order pizza!"
Bob Liberal exclaims.

Reflections~ What is, "is"?

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