JACTICTATION

Kimberly Guilfoild Interview

"Can a news woman be unattractive?
There are many old fat farts, who
are considered to be wise male news
anchors...
How many old women news anchors are
there? Barbra Walters is retired.
She wasn't fat or bald.
Whoopie Goldberg is chubby, but not
unattractive to me anyway.

Today, I will interview one of the sexist
news reporters on television
Kimberly Guilfoild .."

Muzzy walks across a freshly cut lawn
to Miss Guilfoild.
She is floating in a bubble with her head
hands and feet poking outside the helium
balloon.
Her nude figure is visible through the clear
bubble. Muzzy sits at a lawn table with lemonade
and chocolate chip cookies...

"Kimberly how long have you had a balloon fetish?"
Muzzy queried.
"Ever since I saw a clown make balloon animals.
I liked to watch the balloon start to develop and
lengthen. The longer it gets the closer it is to
popping. The anticipation makes my heart race and
I get very excited." Kimberly had a big toothy smile
as she spun about a few feet over an inflated pool
of baked beans.

Muzzy sipped some lemonade, "You have this levitation
balanced perfectly."
"Yes." Kimberly giggled, "Pop me!"
Muzzy took a knitting needle placed beside the
cookies and popped the balloon.
The Fox Five News contributor landed in the center
of the pool of baked beans.
"Weeeeee!" Kimberly splashed about, "Hose me!"
Muzzy took the hose by the pool and sprayed the
beans off her.
Kimberly shook the beans from her hair.

"Brrrrr that water is freezing!" she shivered and
made another toothy smile.

"Okay! Ah, do you think your appeal on Fox News
is sexual?" Muzzy pressed on.
"I was a lawyer and a prosecutor.
I think that helped my resamay ..
But, yeah-sure I'm sexy." she said with a smirk
and sat at the table nibbling a cookie, while
drying off her slender figure with a pink towel.

"Well, I don't think the evangelical right would
approve of your bubble fetish. How can you say your
a Republican?" Muzzy pressed on.
"I really don't care." Kimberly answered bluntly,
while picking some beans out of her hair.
"Do you want four more years of Obama?" she struggled
with her tangled hair.
"I don't think that would be bad." Muzzy smiled gently.
"Oh? Another leftist reporter." she snapped her fingers,
"Well, get lost!"
Two bodyguards appeared and carried him from her yard.
"This has been another Muzzy Report!" Muzzy shouted as
he was tossed out the gate.

Reflections~ The clouds of atomic particles that float
through the air formed Kimberly Guilfoild.

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