Vertago

Spinning Wheel

      I think I have a fan following.
      My dad taught me to drive defensively
      and always check my mirrors.
      Sometimes I feel like I'm in a Bond film.
      I assume I'm being followed and my phone
      is tapped and my computer hacked.
      Don't you?

      There isn't a day that goes by I don't think
      about visiting my sister. She lives nearby
      in Kittery. But, she doesn't want to see me.
      I could just drive over and knock.
      I might get shot.
      You can buy a gun in Maine without a permit.

      The way I see it; my sister doesn't like me talking
      about our family on the inter-net.
      She's a teacher at a high school and needs to
      maintain her authority ..
      Did I mention she use to bath me?
      Yep. There was this huge iron sink with a deep side
      to soak dishes, sometimes I'd get my bath there.
      I was just a toddler and mom let Cathy and Maura
      bath me. .. I'll never forget it.

      Little things in our youth can have a profound effect
      later on in our boring lives.
      I was driving on 95 into New Hampshire after the big bridge
      and this crazy girl speed up behind me and then
      turned off, flipping me the bird.
      She looked like Hanna .. A prostitute I knew,
      not professionally. She was a neighbor.
      I gave her a lift around town and she never paid
      me for the gas. I thought that was odd, considering she had
      several hundred dollars in her purse.
      Prostitutes can be neurotic.

      Which reminds me if you need any advice
      you can write to me at:

      Muzzy
      POBOX 821
      Kittery, ME
      03904

      I haven't had any great responses.
      One girl wrote she thinks she is growing
      a mustache. I wrote that is very common.
      We all have testosterone , even women.
      Not exactly Dr. Ruth..

      I think I have a unique life experience
      and can give helpful insight to those
      troubled by life's peccadiloes ...
     
      Any Who,

      Tootles!