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Who wants to be President?
#888689 added July 29, 2016 at 3:05am
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Rice Crispy
Observations~

Political conventions are dull.
I would like to see a speaker make a speech
like John Kennedy or Ronald Reagan.
Their speeches sound similar.
It's just not the same as saying "Great"
a thousand times or promising billions in
welfare with a 20 trillion dollar debt.

This morning I had a dream.
I was sweeping and there was a bright light.
I turned to see the mushroom cloud of an
atomic bomb.

On a brighter note, I had a pleasant conversation
with a Buddhist lady.
She said, "Every person is a temple to God."
And I imagined her in a beige lace catsuit.
The more she spoke about, "Life in balance",
the more I thought about her in the doggy position.

That is the human condition.
We talk about God and dream about sex.
Sitting here eating Rice Crispy, I strongly
believe we are heading for nuclear war and
I wounder if I have a chance with that girl
in the fishnet stockings at the Bull Moose
music store.

Reflections~

I like a girl in lace and fishnet stockings.
I will let her have sex with me.

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