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#889910 added August 13, 2016 at 8:45pm
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Ricky can be such a dick, but......


This is a guy, who tried to get me fired
on my birthday a few weeks before Christmas.
He liked do stuff like that.
He also, gave herpes to a 16 year old girl.
And he got a promotion afterwards.

The ladies would say, "Ricky is such a dick..
but..."
Then they add something positive or funny.
"A girl overdosed with us and Ricky drove her
to the hospital."
The girl was 15 and Ricky fed her the booze
and the drugs. Ricky is in his twenties.

Ricky was never charged with a crime.
I guess he's lucky.

When you get to be my age you see these
a-holes worm their way through sewage and
you become cynical.
Ricky was engaged while he was drugging 15-16
year old girls. His finance knew and shrugged it off,
because, "He can be such a dick, but I love him."

I believe there is a point in a woman's relationship
with a man, when she just settles for the butt head she's got.
They are too tired to dive into the sperm pool again.
Ricky is one of those guys.
I could watch him get hit by a Mac truck
and then have a Big Mac.

And Ricky does not use a condom.
"It's too numb." he explained.
"That's why you have herpes." I retorted.
Ricky is stupid and has a lot more sex than me.
But, he can be funny sometimes..
Oh, Jeeze!

Reflections~ Donald Trump can be such a dick sometimes,
>>>>>>>>>>>> But .... (?)

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