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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2090066
Who wants to be President?
#891619 added September 6, 2016 at 12:12am
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Community Standards+
"What a lovely day.
The birds are singing.
There is a pleasant warm breeze.
Oh? My Neighbor Abe is performing
a human sacrifice."

Muzzy puts down his quill
and walks over to Abe.
"Ehm, Abe what are you doing?"
Muzzy queries.

"The Lord spoke to me.
He told me to make a human sacrifice
of my son, Izzy."
Abe said as he built a funeral pyre
and placed his Izzy on top.

"Abe is it possible the Devil is
telling you to do this?"
Muzzy replied and waved over a
police officer.
"Nope." Abe said flatly and flicked
his lighter ..

The officer tazed Abe.
Muzzy quickly pulled Izzy off the smoldering
tigs and untied him.
Izzy gave a high five to Muzzy.
"My pops is nuts!" Izzy said and lit his
Lucky Strikes off the bonfire. .

Reflections ~ Johnny Cash RT 61. <+><

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