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Rated: 13+ · Book · Comedy · #2087000
What good is freewill ?
#891846 added September 10, 2016 at 9:54am
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The Naked Printer
They have printed solid tools.
Powdered food has been sent through printers.
Why not print people?

Muzzy gets a photo of Hillary Clinton.
He places her photo in his printer.
She is printed in three dimensions ...
"Hello?" Hillary asks as he steps out
of Muzzy's printer.

"Do you believe in America?" Muzzy asks.
"Why yes, of course." Hillary smiles,
"Where am I? And why am wearing a Wonder Woman
costume?" Hillary looks into Muzzy's onyx mirror.
"I put your head on Linda Carter's costume."
Muzzy smirked.

"Give us a kiss." Muzzy gave a toothy smile.
The printed Hillary Clinton does whatever Muzzy
asks.
Muzzy gets a paper cut..
"Oh, well." Muzzy shrugs, "Nobody's perfect."

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