What good is freewill ? |
She had done a morning talk show for twenty years and her husband was narcoleptic, escaping into a coma. She was a habitual masturbater and amphetamine user. No one wanted to tell her the truth. Kelly Ripa was a toxic person. Richard Dawkins sat in shock as she ate a page from his book, THE GOD DELUSION. "What was it about that page that look tasty?" Dr. Dawkins queried. Kelly gave a hysterical cackle. "You know I'm obnoxious and disliked." Kelly Ripa replied and ate another page. "Perhaps, some therapy would help?" Dr. Dawkins answered .. "I am not a monkey." Kelly stood up and dropped her dress, "You see any body hair?" Richard Dawkins exited the stage. Kelly Ripa stood naked in front of her audience in her red heels, "Our next guess will show us a tummy tucker." Kelly laughed and slapped her flat belly, "Eugenia Cooney's Anorexic Story." The audience applauded as a stick figure girl walks over to Ripa .. "Geezes you make me feel fat!" Kelly cackled. "I like your chicken wings." Cooney retorted and pinched Mrs. Ripa's underarms. "No. No. There is no touching!" Kelly Ripa snapped.. There was a quick cut to commercial.. Reflections ~ Fame is brutal. |