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The Church of Muzzy!
Thou shalt send money to the Church of Muzzy.
Every church needs donations.
Why? It's show business !
The actors are the Reverend and his followers.
Miracles can happen only if you pay the rent!
Only Muzzy talks to God!
Obviously, if everybody could talk to God,
there would be chaos.
You need a leader in a Church
and that's Muzzy.
Everyone must obey Muzzy!
Do I need to explain the importance of obedience?
Especially, the importance of a woman's obedience.
is paramount!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The women must not breed outside of the Church!
Muzzy is the alpha male in his Church!
He gets first dibs on the hot babes in his flock!
If you do not like this, then get out and go to Hell!
There must be sexual conformity !
God has told me this on my toy Barbie phone.
Send all donations to~
Muzzy
P.O.Box 821
Kittery, Maine
03904
Attractive women may send photos and video.
I will personally baptize them into my church.
Praise God!
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