Who wants to be President? |
Muzzy adjusts his lazy boy chair. Donald Trump has brought a gold Napoleon chair. "So, of all the outrageous things you've said, from insulting POW John McCain to accusing Mexico of dumping their criminals in our country. Why is this secret recording of you calling women 'Pussy' so disturbing to Republican politicians ?" Donald looks at the velvet mural of Elvira hanging to the left of Muzzy. He takes a deep breath through his nose, "The Bush family wants me dead. The election is rigged and the media wants Hillary elected. And I'm a billion heir , who likes pussy. I have had beautiful women throw themselves at me for free furniture. My dad gave me a gold card to a brothel in New York when I turned 18 for Christ sake! You like porn? Right? Most men are pigs, who are constantly horny for sex with beautiful women... So, what?" "Well, when I watch porn I don't notice the furniture.. I think your problem is your dealing with the evangelical right and they don't like to hear 'Pussy' from their nominee. Maybe, you should let Pence take your place and come up with another game show?" Muzzy smiles and hands Trump a fortune cookie. He takes the cookie an breaks it and hands Muzzy a half, "You will find your friends advice to be wise." Trump reads and then eats the cookie. Their is a ring at the door, the secret service answer it. Lady Ga Ga is escorted in. She reclines in a leather studio chair. "Muzzy you didn't tell me you were doing a broadcast on your Youtube account." Ga Ga giggles. "I love your grand illusion in the desert." Muzzy retorts... .. "Do you think of yourself as 'Pussy'?" Muzzy queries. "Oh, bless Satan. I didn't think you noticed." Ga Ga laughs. "I would like to see it." Trump snorts. "Hey, I'm a singer not a hooker!" Lady Ga Ga gave a toothy smile... "I'd love to do a nude concert." she added with a wink to Muzzy. "You have a glistening muffin." Muzzy quickly responded; "But, do you believe Donald Trump would make a good lover?" Lady Ga Ga pulled her legs up into Buddha position, "I love aggressive men, Donald brings a lot of Republican baggage, like obsessing over power and 'Pussy'." "Sexual magic frees the spirit from the masks we wear. It is the naked truth and animal spirit within us." Muzzy rings his finger cymbals ... and kisses his tiger ring. "Are we no more than animals, fighting with our teeth and claws?" Lady Ga Ga answered and snapped her finger cymbal. Lady Ga Ga bears her teeth and claws at the air. "WE ARE ARTISTS and MAGICIANS." Muzzy gave two rings on his finger cymbals. Donald stood up, "This is too weird for me." He leaves with his security. Muzzy and Ga Ga embrace in their CHI and TOA. Reflections~ Science sees God as energy and energy cannot die. =+= |