Entries for various Blog Challenges.I will be expressing my hopes,dreams and fantasies. |
Prompt: Trump or Hillary? Choose your candidate and write a short story or poem about how he or she will spend Halloween. Make it hiliarious. Trump is spending Halloween at his mansion. He is spending it alone. He is fixing his hair. Woody Woodpecker? Bart Simpson? Maybe an afro? How about a comb over? He does the poodle dog look. He has a doll that looks like Hillary. A lock of her hair and a tube of her lipstick. A voodoo doll. He pokes pins in the doll. Did he hear Hillary scream? It is working. Pokes some more pins in the doll. He puts down the voodoo doll. He is counting the nuts in his Mr. Good Bar as he sits in his underwear. Hillary says his lies makes his nose grow. Her lies give her more wrinkles and her teeth resemble fangs. He puts more pins in the voodoo doll. He is bored. A phone call says Hillary disappeared in a puff of smoke. The world is baffled. Donald laughs. Looks like he is the President. The voodoo spell worked. His poodle dog hair dosen't fall in his eyes. He gives it a trim. Donald passes out treats to the kids who come to his door. He will be elected President. Hillary comes to his door dressed as a witch. They both turn into clowns. I have to ask. Which clown are we getting for President? We will know soon. |