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SPAM Hunters, Day 2: Montpelier Hill

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Hell Fire Club on Montpelier Hill, Ireland: The Hell Fire Club on Montpelier Hill   was built as a hunting lodge in 1725 and reportedly became a gathering place for a small group of Dublin elites who met for debauchery and devil worship. Tales of animal sacrifice, black masses, cloven-hoofed men, and murder surround the structure. It’s another popular destination for tourists and ghost tours.

The Hell Fire Club in Ireland
was not for the mere mortal man.
         Members drank 'til they upchucked
         and critters were offered up;
it's a miracle the place still stands.

George Hormel wandered in from the dark
and found rich old men playing cards.
         He dropped the Ace of Spades
         and much to his dismay
a hoof to the teeth caught him stark.

As he reached for his Proton Pack's trigger,
his assailant exploded in fiery embers.
         The gun in Hormel's mitts
         was just a sharpened stick;
Proton Packs weren't a thing 'til years later.