JACTICTATION

Dear Megan Kelly you are screwed...

Megan Kelly awakes from her midday nap in her bunker.
President Donald Trump has exceeded all expectations
and used nukes in the middle east, as well as, sued
and called for the arrest of Megan Kelly.
"She is an enemy of America and should be prosecuted
under the Trump Patriot Act." President Trump decreed.

Megan Kelly has fled the country to Canada ..
She is a news anchor on Canadian public broadcast.
But, Trumps fanatical fans harass her even in the
Maple Leaf state.
"I am a free woman! I will not be silenced!"
she defiantly declared on her morning show;
"Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey."

Megan supplemented her income with exhibits
of her paintings, by covering
her naked body in paint and rolling over
Trump/Pence posters for President.
She also self-published books:
"I hate President Donald Duck Trump"
"Trump is a Steaming Mess"
"I will Poop on Trump."

She was also an exotic dancer
in the Montreal Cabaret ...
She sang, "Blue Balls"
and, "Donald Trump Dump."
She would never attain the fame of
a Fox News reporter again.

Reflections~One act of thanksgiving when matters go wrong
with us is worth a thousand thanks when things are agreeable.

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