JACTICTATION

Surviving a Trump Holocaust ...

"Dad. How long do we have to stay here?"
Bob's daughters are restless in his bunker
located in Candida.

"You can't be serious? President Trump has
declared marshal law. He's arresting people
and holding them indefinitely at Trump University.
Go help your mother with the Thanksgiving leftovers."
Bob taps his pipe and reads the Montreal Gazette.

Bing-bong! Bob gets up from his lazy boy chair.
It's Kate Mckinnon, "Hey."
She is subletting a bedroom.
She walks in with a grocery bag and some french bread.
Bob's daughters race over to Kate and down the hall
to her bedroom. The door slams shut.

"Trump has every citizen chipped...
Huney? Do you have any mashed potatoes?"
Bob queries, but there is no answer.
He throws his paper down and heads for the kitchen.
Along the hallway he spots his wife peeping through
Kate Mckinnon's keyhole ...

"What are you ..?" Bob is interrupted by his wife
"SHHHH." as she points him to the keyhole.
He can see his daughters with Kate; naked on the bed.
Bob straightens up, "Well, wont have to worry about
grandchildren in this Apocalyptic world."
Bob and his wife kiss continue to the kitchen table.


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D.J.T