Randoms by Rach

My Cunning Plan

Fun Fact Friday! On this day in 1994, figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were later sentenced to prison for the attack, including rival skater Tonya Harding's ex-husband. If you had to resort to some kind of evil shenanigans or trickery in order to increase your chances of winning this blogging challenge, what would be your plan of attack? Have some fun with this!

Well, obviously, I would like to think my skill as a writer would be enough

Okay, failing that . . .

As per my entry yesterday, I am floating high up in space. From my spaceship, I can see all the broadband connections travelling between homes. There are millions of paths connecting everybody. Now. It just so happens I have invented these special items I call broadband bombs. They are harmless to human beings, but lethal to broadband services. All I need to do in order to win this blogging contest is drop the bombs next to the places I see the most competition. They are silent; invisible to the naked eye. They will carry out my evil cunning plan without the slightest detection from my competitors.

I hear you doubting my aim, as I am very nearly at my destination of the Red Planet. But I have also invented invisible shoots that are extendable to light years in length. I simply drop the broadband bombs down these, and I can take control of everyone's computers. I can edit their posts; make them appear silly. They will have no control over it. I will be in supreme control. I will win.

( I actually scared myself a little bit there!)