Cat Tales: Miscellany and Mischief

January 6 (30DBC)

30DBC January 6 Prompt: On this day in 1994, figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were later sentenced to prison for the attack, including rival skater Tonya Harding's ex-husband. If you had to resort to some kind of evil shenanigans or trickery in order to increase your chances of winning this blogging challenge, what would be your plan of attack? Have some fun with this!

That's some story. Especially because one of the attackers was her rival's ex. I mean, how did Tonya bribe him? "Club this girl, and I'll let you off a couple months' child support?"

Hmmm. As for my plan of attack, I'd just sprinkle everyone with baby dust and win everyone's attention by announcing my positive pregnancy test. Because that always works, right?

Other than that, my plan would be simple. "It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT I tell you!" First, I'd turn everyone into fleas. Then I'd put those fleas in a box. Then I'd put that box in a box, and then I'd mail that box to myself, and when it arrived--AHAHAHAHA--I'd smash it with a HAMMER!

I couldn't resist. Yzma is basically a wrinklier me. Plus, she wears my fave color. On a slightly different note, maybe I qualify to play Pacha's pregnant wife in a live-action version of "The Emperor's New Groove"?

I had fun with it. So sue me.

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