The Branch Theory

The Naked News ?

"My guess today is Muzzy.
He is an internet poet..
And has asserted his popularity with..
the millennium generation."
Fox News reporter Abby Hunstman slips her
dress off.

Muzzy coughs, "Ehm. Are you warm?"

Abby gives a million dollar smile and
slips off her bra.
"Fox is opening up a Naked News ...
Do you wish to undress?" Abby purses her
glossy red lips.

"I don't think so.
Hasn't Fox News gotten a lot of push back
on objectifying their female reporters?"
Muzzy folds Abby's white dress and places
it on the table they are standing at.

"Well, were not suppose to wear pants."
Abby gives a wide toothy smile and slips her
pink lace panty off.
Muzzy swallows some water ...

"Nice heels..(cough)." Muzzy holds up his
book... "Can I have a chair?"

Reflections~What will the media news do for ratings?

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