The Branch Theory

September 23, 2017 Virgo and Saturn get married..

"You know I love Mars and Venus, but
is Jupiter even a planet? She's just full
of gas." Saturn adjusts his tux.

"Oh come on. We're all Gods. Give the
girl a break. Personally, I think Jupiter
is cute and she's bringing the Moon;
Lunar and they make an adorable LBGTA
couple." Virgo eyes are as radiant as
the star of Bethlehem.

"It is a new millennium and with it
a thousand years of peace in your union."
Apollo pronounces Virgo and Saturn God
and Goddess on 9/23/17.

Vertago
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