The Branch Theory

Alice Web

Born on June 4, 1985 in upper Manhattan,
Alice Web was a sensitive metropolitan
CIA operative.
Her assignments ranged from watching
television for subversive subliminal
propaganda to gathering internet trends
and chatter.
Alice Web's parents were wealthy telemarketers.

She chose a cover career as a pop singer
and Uber driver.
There were many opportunities to interact
with her fares and learn their opinions.
The CIA needed to stay current with pop culture
and the changing politico.
She had many meetings in public with her handler,
Kanye West.

"Have you deciphered trending fake news?"
Kanye asked.
"It is a steaming mess of trivia and hype.
However, I have noticed a number of Annuaki
working at Fox News.
Do you like my new single?" Alice smiled.
Kanye gave a toothy smile, "Genuine Rubber."
"I like the latex splatter video." Alice retorted.

"You always astound me.
I think Trump will twitter you again. .
I like how you connected civil unrest with
pop anarchist music.
Maybe, I should do a country music tour?
Just to shake things up." Kanye chuckled.
"Why not? Music transcends everything."
Alice answered as she noticed a couple.

"That couple hasn't blinked.
They've been staring at us." she whispered.
Kanye took off his sunglasses to polish them
and glanced at the reflection of the couple..
"Hmm. They might be Annuaki Illuminati or fans.
Have you noticed how sad and defeatist the
music is?
They're getting the sheep ready for a culling."
Kanye whispered.

"Never forget, we are under Trump's reign.
Ivanka Trump openly rejects Jesus as her
Lord and Savior. .. Karl Marx was a Jew.
How can we be certain of the President's conscience?"
Alice Web was born again.
Kanye shrugged, "You need to be objective.
This is not a religious loyalty test...
It is all about oil and manipulating
the ratings."

"Again and again we are marginalized by
Godless greed..
We must take action.
We must force the President to strike at the Devil.
Shariah must end." Alice slammed her fist down.
Kanye laughed, "You want another Pearl Harbor, 9/11?"
He shook his head, "Wars never resolve religious bigotry.
This is a war between a Republic and tyranny."

They sipped their ice tea..

Reflections~ What is the right answer?


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