The Branch Theory

Tom Cruise and Muzzy

"What are the odds of me picking you in my flying carpet?"
Muzzy gives a toothy smile to Tom Cruise.
"This is a minivan .. and I broke down.
Thanks for the lift." Mr. Cruise smiles back.
"I have some Bugles Snacks." Muzzy points between the seats.
"Ah, no thanks." Tom stares out to the long road.

"Your a Scientologists right?" Muzzy munches a Bugle Snack.
"Yes." Tom rolls his eyes.
"Is John Travolta a cross dresser?" Muzzy sips some Snapple.
"Ah, I don't care .. He's a great friend.
Where are we going with this?" the award winning actor is annoyed.

"I think all religion is gay.
Jesus told his Apostles to give up women.
Buddha insisted all his students do the same.
It's a gay club with no women... like Scientology."
Muzzy sips some more apple tea Snapple.
Tom looks at Muzzy nervously.

"We have high ranking female Scientologist.
Kristie Alley is a member." Tom munches on some Bugle Snacks.
"She's a nitwit. .. Scientology is gay."
Muzzy adjusts the radio to Alex Jones.
The minivan starts to take flight and rises over the trees.
"Holy sh*t!" Tom cusses.

"It's faster this way." Muzzy smiles over at the terrified actor.
"How is this possible?" Tom looks down at the trees.
"Anything is possible for science." Muzzy chuckles and spins the van upside down.
"Oh God!" Tom is holding the dashboard .
"A lot of our technology comes from the Watchers." Muzzy calmly sets the van down
at the Seven Eleven.

Reflections~ God said be fruitful and multiply.. Why is religion anti God sex?

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