The Branch Theory

TYT, Jimmy Dore, Bill Maher, Stephen Cobert, ect...

"Welcome! This is the Fox Five."
Dana (Hitler's secretary) Perina makes the intro.
(Hitler's Secretary is a fun read.
It was written by Hitler's secretary and includes a pic
of her with Hitler and his German Shepard.)

"So, we have an avid fan of the show Muzzy with us."
Muzzy waves to the steady cam guy, who waves back.
"Today we will start with political pundits ...
Have they gone to far?" Muzzy starts to answer Dana's
question, but is interrupted.

"Greg what's your take?" Dana turns to her fellow pundit.

"Well it's like I have a yen for a Butter Crispy Chicken
and I get a Fish Filet.. I hate fish." Greg folds his arms.

Muzzy raises his hand, "I like pundits they're funny!"

"Wait your turn porky." Kimberly Guilded leans forward exposing her
resume for Fox News.
"The media is slanted against Trump and traditional family values.
Bill Maher ridicules Christians and calls Trump a bully.
All he wants is sex, drugs and rock&roll!" Kim folds her arms and
crosses her long legs.

"Ehm.. A lot of Christian morality is like Sharia law.
They both are based on Old Testament Law.
But, I wouldn't dismiss all of the Bronze Age.
Socrates, Plato and Democritus have played a major role
in our secular education." Muzzy takes a sip of bottled water.

"What the Hell are you talking about?" Eric Balding interjects.
"It's all about money. How do you pay for it?
We have a 20 trillion dollar debt. How can we afford Universal
Health Care? This is fiscal stupidity!" Eric leans back and runs
his fingers through his wig.

"I think Muzzy makes a good point." Bill Bigbottom states
and pats Muzzy on the shoulder.
"Stephen Colbert is a very funny political satirist and
openly Catholic. You can be in favor of a secular government
and be religious." Bill Bigbottom adjusts his back massager.

"It's like The Young Turks, taking a name from a genocidal death
squad in Turkey and using it to champion progress causes.
Why not call themselves the Young NAZIS?" Greg makes a sour face.

"Ehm. I think TYT is doing a lot of good exposing corporate greed
and the corruption in money driven politics.
And Anna Kasperian has great knockers!" Muzzy gives a tooth laugh.

"Your a jerk face!" Kimberly Guilded pouts and folds her arms over
her ample busty assets. "We don't need more weirdos!"

"Why not have Anna on the Five?
I'm sure she'd have fun." Muzzy smiles and sips some more water.
(A long silence follows.)

Reflections~ If atheist argue life is finite, then how can they
accept multiple dimensions ?

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