The Branch Theory

The Girl on the Train..

I like model trains.
Funny thing whenever I go to a model train store
the sales clerks are sarcastic and condescending ..
I've been in sales 20 years.
You don't make a sale by insulting the customer.
But, hobby stores are geeky.

I'm watching the film; Girl on the train and my first
thought is that an Amtrak ?
It looked like a Super Chief.
But, that's from the 50's.
Any who, the actress reminded me why I avoid show biz people.
They're flipping nuts!

I like to watch Bill O'Reilly,
but he is flipping nuts!
Just look at the tabloids.
They are full of crazy actors, who can't handle fame and fortune.
If I earned 18 million dollars a year, I wouldn't harass Fox News babes.
I'd go live in Vagas and have my own chicken ranch of babes.
Geeze, Bill O'Reilly is a flipping perv!

I would like to take a train ride across America.
That would be heaven ..
I like the clicky clack of the train over the rails.
President Donald Trump will be improving our rail lines.
I was on the Cog Railway and I took a steam train ride at Edaville Railroad.
And I think President Trump would enjoy them too.
But, that's not why I voted for him.
I like Dana Perino and Nancy Pelosi.
And I like messing with elitist limousine plutocrats.
So, I voted for Bernie Sanders and when he got screwed I voted for Trump.

Rich Country Club Republicans aren't that different than Rich Country Club Democrats.
They are all owned by corporate donors and naughty secrets...
Have you ever wondered what kind of secret sex life Dana Perino has?
Well, she has access to excess with all of her politico millions.
She could hire midgets to make her feel like a giant dominatrix.
President Trump could have had hundreds of orgies with pissing dominatrix mistresses.
Would that make him a bad President?
I wouldn't get on his naughty list, he might bomb your neighborhood.

I like American Flyer.
It was my dad's train set and he let me play with it.
I liked the smoking stack on the American Flyer 0-8-0 switcher.
I think President Donald Trump would like the Super Chief express engine..
It has a snazzy sleek orange nose.
American Flyer got bought out by Lionel in the 70's.
Lionel still makes good American Flyer trains..(S-scale)
I hope we don't go to war with Russia.

That would blow up my train set..


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