JACTICTATION

The Lady by the shoe lace display....

"She was sooooooo sexy..." Bob says to his bud Dennis.
Dennis asks why Bob didn't go in for the "Snatch."
"I said there were a lot of shoe laces.. Okay, I'm chicken."
Bob laughs into his cell phone.
"What did she say?" Dennis queried.
Bob paused, "Ah-she said she was waiting for her boyfriend,
who was in the restroom. My life is so stupid."
Dennis laughs, "Tough sh*t! Oh, a heater and hose is $350."
"Gaughd! That's including instillation?" Bob was picking out
some @Snapple...
"Nope. I'll be charging $250 .. It's a bitch .." Dennis replied.
Bob started sneezing and then coughing nervously.

"Okay." Bod gasped, "She was wearing a tight running suit.
"I could see her camel toe."
Dennis laughs, "That's all your seeing!"
"Yeah." Bod answers and makes a date with his mechanic friend
for repairs.
"Maybe, she was lying? Maybe she wants me to try harder?"
Bob procrastinates.
"Why would you think that?" Dennis queries.
"She's standing behind me looking at potato chips." Bob whispered.
"Make eye contact and rub her back." Dennis snickers.
Bob swallows hard suppressing a sneeze, "Hey! Your back."
He rubs her back.

The boyfriend rounds the corner with a shopping cart.
"Have a great day!" Bob peels a wheeli with his shoping cart.
He looks back to see the boyfriend glaring with a toothy smile
far across the grocery department.
Bob makes a bee line to self-checkout.
"The boyfriend was there?" Dennis is laughing loudly, Bob's
cell phone is still on.
"He was in the next aisle.. Maybe, Wednesday?" Bob is panting.
"Okey-doke! Stay safe." Dennis hangs up.
Bob looks up to see the Shoe Lace Lady checking out alone.
"Are you single?" he can't believe he's asking her.

She shrugs, "I have many shoe laces."


Reflections~Don't judge a shoe lace by its package.


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