Prompt Me Potter Entries

The Keeper of the Keys

A Parody of Keeper of the Castle

Safe and sound, in a little hut is where you're found
I'm Hagrid, and I'm taking you to school
I can see, this strange muggle society
Is wrong for you, when they can't follow a rule.

I'm the Keeper of the Keys, come with me if you please
You don't need to stay another day
Harry you're a wizard, and Hogwarts is your destiny
I'll take you out of here, and show you the way

Happy birthday boy, I see they didn't give you a toy
I'm glad I brought a cake, 'cause they're so unkind
Eleven years today. All wiz knowledge they've kept away
No cake for your cousin, if he doesn't mind

I'm the Keeper of the Keys, you have a friend in me indeed
I came here to take you away
Embrace your life anew, and you'll never again be blue
And these muggles here better not have more to say

Safe and sound, in a little hut is where you're found
I'm Hagrid, and I'm taking you to school
I can see, this strange muggle society
Is wrong for you when they all seem so cruel.

Safe and sound, in a little hut is where you're found
I'm Hagrid, and I'm taking you to school
You're a wizard now, and Hogwarts will show you how

TO HARRY