Who can know the mind of God? |
The shuttle docked smoothly as Agnes and Charlie collected their luggage ... there was a buzz at the airlock door. "Oh God." Agnes looked nervously at Charlie. "I can't take another interrogation." she sighed and gazed into the view screen. "It's the President Jared Kusher." Agnes gasped and hit the air lock release. The President entered with his security and his wife Ivanka Trump. Ivanka had not aged, because of her DNA rejuvenation. "Agnes you have become a inter-species scandal." the President said as he sat down in Charlie's bean bag and continued, "There are hundreds of animal rights activist and Martians protesting you in this air terminal and at your house. Have you considered a new identity?" "I'm already in the relocation program." Agnes fell backwards into a blue cowhide cone chair. "Look, your an American and we will defend your right to freedom and happiness. But, the Martians are determined to have a full investigation in an United Nations Court." Ivanka stated. "Jeeze. We had a POW WOW with the Martian tribal Chief Muuki. She said we were invisibly ignorant." Charlie waved his finger as he lay on the blue cowhide bench. "Invincibly ignorant." Agnes rolled her eyes. Ivanka sat in a Buddha position on the center table. She was topless with red white and blue body paint and a white miniskirt. "Do you have anything in writing?" she queried. Charlie took an aspirin, "No. It was a POW WOW." "I just texted Muuki." the President replied, "She confirms your story and will tweet the Martian Chief on Earth ... That may save your necks." "Who is the Martian Chief on Earth?" Agnes queried. "Bernie Sanders." Jared smiled, "Martians have long lifespans." "I'll need a new house." Agnes sighed and sipped some bottled water.. Charlie kissed her on her left cheek, "Ants in your pants?" Agnes laughed and hugged him, "There is too much money in trillium." "We'll fly you back to a safe house in our saucer." Ivanka kissed Agnes. Agnes kissed her passionately, "You are Gods." "No. We are leaders and we will never be slaves to defeat." Jared declared and leapt to his feat. Ivanka spun off the table and alighted like a ballet dancer next to Jared. "Never give up!" she exclaimed as she slipped back into her red ped shoes.. Reflections~ Is Antarctica splitting apart? (Oops!) |