F You And Your Happy Life!

You don't F worth Sh*t!!

Sex is a simple thing. The mosquito has sex more than you.
Every animal and plant is having more sex than you.
But, is it consensual? Now, there is the rub..
There is a lot of mating competition in nature.
The young bucks lock horns and the female praying mantis
eats the males head... Ouch!

But, humans are civilized. We have a higher calling.
For example, there is a rise in single mothers in the U.S.
More independent women and teenage debutantes are having
unprotected sex... The fathers are happy to leave them
to their own devises.
Is this a good thing?

I have been told by the ladies I look like the Grinch
naked. This was hurtful.
I am not promiscuous. I have a sex life of a sea turtle.
But, I would never leave my eggs on the beach.
I look upon sexual intercourse like a minefield.
Will she love me? Will she cut off my wiener?

Recently, I went to get a haircut. I was turned away.
I was told there weren't enough chairs and I needed to
make an appointment .. A young lady stood next to the
gay man who refused my haircut. She winked at me.
I asked her if she would cut my hair.
She said no and walked away with a smile.

A petite mother with a tall daughter caught me eye.
I asked them if they were sisters.
The mother laughed, "This is my daughter. She's 13."
The daughter was six feet tall and the mother barely 5ft.
I asked how old the mother was.
She answered, "30."

Sexual fantasy is ripe with symbolism.
I fantasized about Scarlet Johansson, while watching
her performance in LUCY.
The idea of her becoming a super genius from fertility drugs
gave me a hard on.
So much of who we are is chemical and erotic.

Scarlet Johansson has done nude dance.
You can find it on Youtube. It involves other women.
Which is another hurdle, can a man compete with lesbian sex?
If your girlfriend is bisexual, should you try to compete with her girlfriend?
Apples and oranges, maybe the guy should be more oral?
Lady Ga Ga sings about promiscuity and S&M sex with men and women.

There is a lot of sexual violence in her songs
and there is a lot of bondage. I prefer sharing a pizza.
Maybe after a meal, playing wheel barrel with the lady ..
Scarlett Johansson can be my wheel barrel anytime.
In the animal kingdom they eat each other..
Does Rock&Roll want us to behave like animals?

Reflections~ My high school handed out free condoms.
+++++++++++ There was a daycare center in the school.
+++++++++++ Teenage moms were not stigmatized.
+++++++++++ Is that okay-Ay?

(*)(*) Why do men have nipples?