F You And Your Happy Life!

Jesus did not have toilet paper.+

The Rev. Martin Luther wrote in his diary that he had his inspiration
to separate from the Roman Catholic Church while on the toilet.
He was constipated and had a vision of faith.+

I have the capacity to remain on the toilet through an entire
episode of Fox Five News or a snidbit of the Jimmy Dore show.
Sometimes I'll snooze away and then snap awake..at the Fox News
intro theme music.

Any who.

1.) Is President Donald Trump sane?
Answer: What sane person would want to be President?
The Federal Deficit is 20 trillion dollars.
Giving a tax cut on Twinkies wont pay this off.
That's a lot of Twinkies.

2.)Is North Korea a threat to world peace and will
President Donald Trump fight a nuclear war with them?
North Korea is supported by China..
Answer: President Richard Nixon opened trade with China to free
the Chinese people from a communist dictatorship. This is a sh*t fest.

3)Will humanity survive to 2020?
Answer: A young friend told me he wants to have a second child.
He believes in the good in people and he manages a McDonalds.
Mass consumption and overpopulation are a threat to climate change
and world peace. Jesus told his Apostles to live like eunuchs.+

These are a few of the thoughts I had on the toilet.
I am not constipated. I eat grapes and drink a lot of warm water
with lemon tea..Where does all the sh*t go?
There must be a place to dump it. I suppose it could be used as
fertilizer. Las Vegas recycles its pee.. ehw.

Happy toilet thoughts!

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