A Futile attempt to unravel Americana ... |
Cameron stomps into the happy Satanic home of Zeena Levey .. "Mom! I hate people!" Cameron shouted. Zeena rises from her meditation, "Well, what are you going to do about it?" Cameron grabs a fist full of flowers from a vase and throws them down and stomps on them. "It's not that simple." Zeena giggles. "You must find your path to enlightenment." she continued and swept up the broken flowers. "Jesus! I've been a cop for 6 years and it just got worst." Cameron collapsed onto the french chair. His mother rubbed his back, "Another sensitivity course?" Cameron shook his head no, "They want us to say the Pledge of Allegiance." "Oh... That is serious. Satanist do not pledge allegiance to a deity. Did you contact your department rep?" Zeena continued to rub his back. "Of course. She said it was a loyalty oath from the President. I had to say it or file a grievance and take it to court." Cameron kissed Zeena. She smiled demonically, "Jehovah's Witnesses won that case." "Is dad home? He has friends on the court." Cameron queried as he ate one of his mother's marijuana brownies. "He's out campaigning for legalized prostitution again." Zeena rolled her eyes. She was a good Satanic wife, but she was a little jealous of her dad's lust for prostitutes; after all he was the father of her only son. "Jesus. How many prostitutes has dad had over for dinner?" Cameron laughed. Zeena did not find it funny, "His a good husband and you should show respect!" "Okay. Where's Rachael?" Cameron had a sex slave that he had purchased from the Illuminati Temple of Set. Zeena sighed and ran her fingers through Cameron's hair, "She upstairs sleeping. That's all she does all day." "Your father should be home soon. I'll make you some soup." she smiled. Cameron left for his sex slave upstairs. Reflections~ Can we condemn other faiths? ^^ V |