F You And Your Happy Life!

Paparazzi Hit Men

"Vinny I'm starting to question my purpose in life." Gabe said.
He adjusted the camera lens and focused on Jennifer Lawrence.
Vinny chuckled, "Yeah? You'll get $500 easy for that picture."
Gabe shrugged, "But, where is this all going? I just don't see
myself doing this when I'm 65."

Vinny turned to Gabe, "Look at me. This is just a cash job.
You'll find steady work eventually."

Vinny squirmed as Jennifer sponged down her thighs.
"Jesus. She got legs." Vinny remarked as he salivated.
"I have to give you credit Vinny. This place has the best
surveillance cameras." Gabe zoomed in on the actress' sudsy
breasts.

"Yeah. It's a security system for celebrities and other high
risk professionals. Guess what they don't know is anything can
be hacked." Gabe chuckled.
"The only thing separating us from stockers is a camera."
Vinny sipped a Slurpy and gulped.

Sandra Bullock stepped into the bath and let her robe drop to the floor.
She casually slid into the Whirlpool tub with Jennifer.
The two actresses kissed and intertwined amongst the bubbles.
Vinny coughed, "I think I came in my pants."
Gabe nudged Vinny, "Is that a Fox chick?"

"Trish Regan.. Oh, God she's going into the tub." Vinny bit his t-shirt.
Trish Regan was a naked 10 easy and she wanted both actresses.
Gabe broke open a beer, "We can retire on this video."
Vinny tapped Gabe's shoulder he could see flashing blue lights.
Their van was surrounded by police.

"I guess the security malware is better than we thought." Gabe smirked.
Vinny opened the van's back door to several police ..
"Haven't you guys heard of the freedom of the press?" Vinny queried.
Vinny and Gabe were arrested for computer hacking and harassment.
It is not illegal to photograph or video tape someone in their home without their permission.
It is illegal to audio record someone without their consent without a warrant.

Reflections~John Lennon was murdered by a Paparazzi, who had taken photos of his family.

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