Sanguine Tenacious Tidings

Sing Happy Birthday

Creation Saturday! It's been a long month and it's almost over, so I'm gonna go easy on you. All you have to do is pick one song- any song (with lyrics)- and write a parody of it. The only catch? Your version must take place in a retirement home, and should include the words stagnant, bare, and refrigerator (please bold them). Make sure you also let us know what song you're destroying *Laugh*...have fun!





Happy Birthday!

The people in the retirement home decided to throw me a party. surprise!!

Happy Birthday to me.
My refrigerator is bare.
I dumped all the food out.
It was stagnant who cares.

The old folks knew I like to eat so they filled my frig with ice cream, cake and candy.

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