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Fiction Friday: Where Have You Been?

Friday, February 9, 2018

The "Blog City ~ Every Blogger's Paradise"  prompt for DAY 1515 and "Blogging Circle of Friends "  prompt for DAY 1912
"Where have you been?"----- Make up a creative reason for being late to an important function.
Tie the prompt from Blog City with this one and you'll be put in a drawing for a merit badge.
Your cat/dog brings home a body part...

Where Have You Been?

"Where have you been?"

"Attempting to find where Damn Cat fount the body part!"

"Body part?!"

"Yes, my cat brought home a body part this morning, which is one of the reasons I don't like letting him out at night. He always brings home something weird the next morning, but normally it isn't body parts."

"What kind of body part did Damn Cat bring home?"

"A human hand."

"Did you call the police?"

"Yes, and they told me to sober up. I don't drink, and I'd had my first carafe of coffee; so, I knew I wasn't seeing things. They told me that if I found the rest of the body, I should give them a call. I went looking for the rest of the body."

"Did you find the rest of the body?"

"Unfortunately, yes!"

"Where did you find the body?"

"On the Air Force Base."

"Did you call the police or the Air Force?"

"Neither, I'm sure the Air Force, CIA, FBI, and Homeland Security already knew."

"What makes you think that?"

"The hand belonged to a zombie that was participating in the Military War Games they were holding. I returned the hand to the zombie, and left quietly. Neither the zombie nor I wanted to interrupt the war games. The zombie said he wouldn't eat my brain if I told the first person I saw about what was going on. You're the first person I've seen."