My Envious Nature

Stupid Social Media

So looking at Instagram today, I saw a drag queen. I have always admired drag queens, with their confidence and beautiful nature. Someone like me has always admired anyone with confidence. It's such a rare form nowadays. Some people look at social media and think it's great. I don't hate it, but BOY does it show such glamorous lives! What kind of picture could I take to post to social media? My cat sleeping? Oh look! I got a new adult coloring book. This one has different types of birds in it from around the world. I got a new Himalayan salt lamp. It's supposed to help clean the air, and help with stress. The way I sound right now, I sound like my life sucks. It doesn't. I promise. I'm alive still. Maybe I could dye my hair bright red, and go for more brighter shades of lipstick? Maybe I'll become a slut. That seems to be "in" right now. Oh look, I'm getting coffee! CLICK! I'm going to check the mail! CLICK! Here I am, buying a new set of tires! CLICK! Duckface. Duckface. Duckface.