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Passive-Aggressive Party Parting

The barbecue is almost over! How do you entice your guests to leave without basically kicking them out?

So many possibilities.

Pay the cops to drive over with sirens on. They'll scatter like roaches.

Threaten to strip naked, whilst being drunk enough to make it a credible threat.

Run out of beer - though this is a bit of a Pyrrhic victory, as it will leave me with no beer. Maybe hide a reserve stash first.

Start telling my repertoire of "dead baby" jokes and "guy with no arms or legs" jokes.

Instigate a political and/or religious argument.

Suggest we play Monopoly.

Ask for help with the cleanup.

Blast Justin Bieber on sound system. On second thought, this may violate the Geneva Convention.