L'aura del Campo

"Buy a ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... heart"

I'd buy ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...a heart

30DBC: In this scenario, money is no object, so you can buy anything you want. Only thing is, you can’t buy this for yourself. What will you buy, and who will you buy it for? Be creative here!

I buy a heart.

For whom? There are so many people who need one, but Our Dear Leader is first in line (as always).

He desperately needs one before he kills us all. Whether by starting a World War to up his ratings or take the tarnish off his brand...

Don't applaud me for altruism. I'm selfish.

He's killing me by inches. Every day for years, even before we called him Our Dear Leader, he's been mocking our existence. Those of us who don't quite make the grade: not pure-blood enough, wrong face, wrong hair; lying about our criminality (lock us up); lazy (not rich enough); too intelligent to believe his lies; too self-respectful to lick his feet.

He needs a heart!

I'm tired of reading the news every day to see how he has threatened me and my friends. I'm tired of his supporters who praise the economy because they can afford health insurance, a place to live or education and they don't believe the stock-market or real-estate bubble applies to them. I'm tired of how he feeds his Side-Kick and his devoted followers with offerings of making this country the Land of the Pure. I'm tired of his believers who truly believe that He Has Been Sent By God and belittle my mere existence.

Unless one believes that everything is best settled by violence, please join me in giving Our Dear Leader a heart.

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