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"Yawn." Muzzy stretches for a new day. Bing-bong. The front doorbell rings. Muzzy stumbles to the door and opens it to a brilliant light. "Good morning citizen!" Tulsi Gabbard places a wreath of flowers around Muzzy's neck. "Did something?" Muzzy replies rubbing his eyes. Tulsi laughs, "I am your President!" Muzzy shakes her hand, "Congratulations." Tulsi places her hand on Muzzy's shoulder. "You are the chosen one," she shouts to a cheering crowd behind her. "What?" Muzzy blows his nose. "You will decide the fate of humanity!" Tulsi claps her hands. "Hari Krishna!" she shouts.. "Okay. I want a million dollars and a harem of young women," Muzzy gives a toothy smile and takes Tulsi by the hand, "Let's have sex." Tulsi waves to the crowd of Hari Krisna people behind her and they erupt into song. Muzzy shuts the door and guides Tulsi to his polar bear fur bed. "I'm glad I voted for you," Muzzy says and they kiss passionately. Reflections~The Resurrection can be fun. Dana Perina is hot. Ana Kasperian is hot too.. Dana should invite Ana on the Fox Five for Tea. Muzzy |